Nightmare #5 IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

...and I'll cry if I want to.

This is Ronald McDonald. The mascot for McDonald's. He is supposed to encourage kids to eat healthy (fast food=sooo healthy) and is probably a registered sex offender. 

This is the clown from the show Supernatural. It kills a little girl's parents. That is a legitimate reason to run for your life.

This is Pennywise from the film IT. IT transforms into your greatest fear. Now he's going to eat you. 

"We all float down here." 

Seriously, what are you trying to do to little kids?

NIGHTMARE TIME #4

A list of things in this picture:

1. Mediocrity vaguely shaped like a man
2. Three competing goatees
3. A real-life photo negative
4. Skinglasses
5. Smash Mouth, somehow combined, churned and pasteurized
6. The year 1998 personified
7. Guy Fieri, Food Network personality
8. The only reason we need to join this

-Matt