I'll look out for you

Until the day I die, or I rot

Even then, I will

Push my way to the 

surface, and hope I find you

I am here again.

Don't worry, I sill

Have your picture in my coat.

Bugs ate the corners

Why don't you believe,

That joe pressed against the glass

Smearing blood all over?

I was bitten here

In the car where Joe grabbed me

and pulled me closer

I thought he wanted

To tell me a secret that

Only he would know

Instead he put his

Mouth to my neck, and bit down

As hard as he could

I said, "get off Joe."

"You're hurting me," face bloody

He got off, I cried.

Time is running out

Joe moved a little too fast.

Now he has my heart.

In his hands, it beats

I can't feel anything now

A rush consumes me.

I am feeling numb

With a hole in my chest, bare

Wanting love and brains

-Erica

ZOMBIE HAIKU #7

Can zombies climb trees?

Firefighters aren't sure.

The Cat is done for.

Ominous music

Silhouettes moving in smoke

Thriller dancing scene

I brush the dirt off

Vines wrapped around my ribs

Pull them from the root

I see you dressed up

I pick the flower off me

My cage opens wide

Bones fall to the ground

My no longer beating heart

Hangs on by a vain

I reach out to you

Flower in hand, heart falls out

You can have that too.

-Erica

ZOMBIE MUSICAL

Here it is: I Eat My Feelings: The Zombie Musical!

-Erica 

THINGS MATT ENJOYS (AND THINKS YOU SHOULD FEEL HOWEVER YOU WANT ABOUT THEM, BUT COME ON, THEY'RE PRETTY GREAT)

1. hip-hop


2. indie Flash games

3. cartoon particles

4. Krampus

5. things that Erica likes

-Matt

THINGS THAT ERICA ENJOYS (AND THINKS YOU SHOULD TOO)

1. Finger Drums (Why didn't they think of this earlier?)

2. German Expressionist Photography

3. Making bowls out of scratched records

4. Zombie Musicals featuring the sounds of Reel Karma (Link will be posted later)

5. Orange Juice (with pulp)

-Erica

INTERNET POETRY #1

From "Poems of depressing frustration:"

Dislexic

I am dislexic and high on drugs
I am innocent and full of love
deception and despair
without them
i am without care
i have a reason
allthought i am unsure
i think its my season
i think its a cure

Purple Cow Poem

knock knock
who are you
knock knock
moo
what are you doing
i can't understand
who are you
what are you man
i am my dreams
and so it would seem
i think i am glad
i think i have had
a good deal
a great day
being a cow
i have to graze
the grass is purple
and so you will know
i am the purple cow
you will know where i go

PHD

I have a phd
i study something different
i study philosophy
i study the way you study me
so what is my name
and what will i change
does it matter
is it true
i've been told a lie
its my fault
is it my fault
i trusted you

All of the above were written by someone named "aaron," who runs the site WWW.NEW NAVY.U$ and who feels extremely passionate about nuclear submarines, cheese, Jesus, the Moon, and myriad others. Here's his "12 step recovery program:"

1. get out of the navy (any possible way, multiple links from this site)
2. lie to people for personal advancement (you are only offsetting what others have done for you)
3. buy a computer
4. install dreamweaver mx
5. build a web site
6. make anti navy t shirts
7. advertise
8. eat cheese
9. buy mace
10. challenge broken system
11. repair broken system
12. run for office

"rape kill murder and pillage, EAT DONUTS <--- notice these are not part of my program" Amen. Fortunately, poetry is part of all of our programs.

-Matt

Nightmare #5 IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

...and I'll cry if I want to.

This is Ronald McDonald. The mascot for McDonald's. He is supposed to encourage kids to eat healthy (fast food=sooo healthy) and is probably a registered sex offender. 

This is the clown from the show Supernatural. It kills a little girl's parents. That is a legitimate reason to run for your life.

This is Pennywise from the film IT. IT transforms into your greatest fear. Now he's going to eat you. 

"We all float down here." 

Seriously, what are you trying to do to little kids?