-Erica
Thursday, December 18, 2008
ZOMBIE MUSICAL
Here it is: I Eat My Feelings: The Zombie Musical!
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Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
THINGS THAT ERICA ENJOYS (AND THINKS YOU SHOULD TOO)
1. Finger Drums (Why didn't they think of this earlier?)
2. German Expressionist Photography
3. Making bowls out of scratched records
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Wednesday, December 3, 2008
INTERNET POETRY #1
From "Poems of depressing frustration:"
Dislexic
I am dislexic and high on drugs
I am innocent and full of love
deception and despair
without them
i am without care
i have a reason
allthought i am unsure
i think its my season
i think its a cure
Purple Cow Poem
knock knock
who are you
knock knock
moo
what are you doing
i can't understand
who are you
what are you man
i am my dreams
and so it would seem
i think i am glad
i think i have had
a good deal
a great day
being a cow
i have to graze
the grass is purple
and so you will know
i am the purple cow
you will know where i go
PHD
I have a phd
i study something different
i study philosophy
i study the way you study me
so what is my name
and what will i change
does it matter
is it true
i've been told a lie
its my fault
is it my fault
i trusted you
I am dislexic and high on drugs
I am innocent and full of love
deception and despair
without them
i am without care
i have a reason
allthought i am unsure
i think its my season
i think its a cure
Purple Cow Poem
knock knock
who are you
knock knock
moo
what are you doing
i can't understand
who are you
what are you man
i am my dreams
and so it would seem
i think i am glad
i think i have had
a good deal
a great day
being a cow
i have to graze
the grass is purple
and so you will know
i am the purple cow
you will know where i go
PHD
I have a phd
i study something different
i study philosophy
i study the way you study me
so what is my name
and what will i change
does it matter
is it true
i've been told a lie
its my fault
is it my fault
i trusted you
All of the above were written by someone named "aaron," who runs the site WWW.NEW NAVY.U$ and who feels extremely passionate about nuclear submarines, cheese, Jesus, the Moon, and myriad others. Here's his "12 step recovery program:"
- get out of the navy (any possible way, multiple links from this site)
- lie to people for personal advancement (you are only offsetting what others have done for you)
- buy a computer
- install dreamweaver mx
- build a web site
- make anti navy t shirts
- advertise
- eat cheese
- buy mace
- challenge broken system
- repair broken system
- run for office
-Matt
Monday, December 1, 2008
Nightmare #5 IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
...and I'll cry if I want to.
This is Ronald McDonald. The mascot for McDonald's. He is supposed to encourage kids to eat healthy (fast food=sooo healthy) and is probably a registered sex offender.
This is the clown from the show Supernatural. It kills a little girl's parents. That is a legitimate reason to run for your life.
This is Pennywise from the film IT. IT transforms into your greatest fear. Now he's going to eat you.
"We all float down here."
Seriously, what are you trying to do to little kids?
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