ZOMBIE MUSICAL

Here it is: I Eat My Feelings: The Zombie Musical!

-Erica 

THINGS MATT ENJOYS (AND THINKS YOU SHOULD FEEL HOWEVER YOU WANT ABOUT THEM, BUT COME ON, THEY'RE PRETTY GREAT)

1. hip-hop


2. indie Flash games

3. cartoon particles

4. Krampus

5. things that Erica likes

-Matt

THINGS THAT ERICA ENJOYS (AND THINKS YOU SHOULD TOO)

1. Finger Drums (Why didn't they think of this earlier?)

2. German Expressionist Photography

3. Making bowls out of scratched records

4. Zombie Musicals featuring the sounds of Reel Karma (Link will be posted later)

5. Orange Juice (with pulp)

-Erica

INTERNET POETRY #1

From "Poems of depressing frustration:"

Dislexic

I am dislexic and high on drugs
I am innocent and full of love
deception and despair
without them
i am without care
i have a reason
allthought i am unsure
i think its my season
i think its a cure

Purple Cow Poem

knock knock
who are you
knock knock
moo
what are you doing
i can't understand
who are you
what are you man
i am my dreams
and so it would seem
i think i am glad
i think i have had
a good deal
a great day
being a cow
i have to graze
the grass is purple
and so you will know
i am the purple cow
you will know where i go

PHD

I have a phd
i study something different
i study philosophy
i study the way you study me
so what is my name
and what will i change
does it matter
is it true
i've been told a lie
its my fault
is it my fault
i trusted you

All of the above were written by someone named "aaron," who runs the site WWW.NEW NAVY.U$ and who feels extremely passionate about nuclear submarines, cheese, Jesus, the Moon, and myriad others. Here's his "12 step recovery program:"

1. get out of the navy (any possible way, multiple links from this site)
2. lie to people for personal advancement (you are only offsetting what others have done for you)
3. buy a computer
4. install dreamweaver mx
5. build a web site
6. make anti navy t shirts
7. advertise
8. eat cheese
9. buy mace
10. challenge broken system
11. repair broken system
12. run for office

"rape kill murder and pillage, EAT DONUTS <--- notice these are not part of my program" Amen. Fortunately, poetry is part of all of our programs.

-Matt

Nightmare #5 IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

...and I'll cry if I want to.

This is Ronald McDonald. The mascot for McDonald's. He is supposed to encourage kids to eat healthy (fast food=sooo healthy) and is probably a registered sex offender. 

This is the clown from the show Supernatural. It kills a little girl's parents. That is a legitimate reason to run for your life.

This is Pennywise from the film IT. IT transforms into your greatest fear. Now he's going to eat you. 

"We all float down here." 

Seriously, what are you trying to do to little kids?

ZOMBIE HAIKU #6

Stolen Zombie Lyrics

I'm your zombie man.

I know I'm just a creature,

Brought back from the dead.

Stolen Zombie Lyrics 2

You turn to me, smile;

"You're my best zombie friend."

I won't let this end...

Fashionable

Maggot eaten clothes

Leaves and twigs and dirt and seeds

Blood-splattered hand prints

(c) Riley Ziesig 

The Living and the Dead

Rotting flesh, park bench,

Birds chirping, daisies and bees

Juxtaposition 

Rush Hour

Cars beeping, lights change,

Zombies blocking traffic; jam,

Cars beeping, lights change.

Love-Sick

Falling rose petals

Flesh is peeling, flaking off

And she loves me not. 

-Erica 

SHOW #8 WRAP-UP

CASIO FABIO

That's just one of the songs we didn't get to play on the show this morning, but even a lack of Fabio couldn't stop us. Here's what we played:

1. a Rickroll and a Wrongroll
2. Kyle Patrick singing about something unspeakably disgusting
3. something we can all cry to
4. what what indeed
5. ohmygodSHOES
6. DING DING DING DUH DING DING DING DING DING
7. what it feels like to be Ben Romans
8. the truth about Tupac?
9. something you've all heard before
10. something about that something
11. the beautiful sounds of hardware malfunctioning
12. a song about a dear friend
    
13. Mumble-talian by Methodists
14. a secret about the afterlife?
15. the truest ninety seconds of video ever created
16. three
17. different
18. remixes
19. someone who took a sad song and made it better
20. someone who took a sad country and made it bitter
    
21. a song about Uncle Lina
22. a song about Benny Lava
23. a song about sucking dicks
    
24. what we all need to hear
25. the most annoying thing in the world
26. a DJ Douggpound medley
    
27. three people playing iPhones telling people to get a life

All we have to say is thank you and...
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